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Andrea Reisender - Living
personification of the term "crazy bitch". Married Lloyd towards the
begining of the comic, and has been testing the limits of the whole
casts patience (and sanity) since. They still like her, but that
doesn't mean they don't want to hold her head underwater until the
bubbles stop. Works as a point of chaos to balance out Lloyd's order. Tries to do good (as long as it makes her look good as well), but her plans typically end up as train wrecks. She is a walking narcissism convention. Currently works as a dog sitter since they give her unconditional devotion with little effort on her part. |
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Ben Ramsey - Views the world through
shit-colored glasses. Generally dour, he only regularly gets excited
while gaming or belittling others. Paranoid to an
extreme degree and prone to violence when startled. Stubborn
and contrary by nature, he'll occasionally turn optimistic when others
are depressed just on principle. However, he loses all willpower around
cute animals or when girls start pouting (No longer works for Nikki or
Andrea due to over use). Believes he is psychically sensitive, but
often just doubts his own sanity. Has a very libertarian style view on
life. He works with Nikki taking messages and abuse for businesses. |
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Joel Reisender - Lloyd's younger
brother. Coolest "can't legally drink" person there is. Usually the
most calm one in the main cast. When he gets excited, things get
destroyed. In better shape than all the others combined, he has been
compared to a bulldozer in human form. Has a love for games with lots
of guns, sci-fi shows, and pirates. He also has an encyclopediac
knowledge of firearms. Along with Lloyd, he's one of the few that will
take a direct route to handling a conflict, though Joel tends to employ
more choking in his negotiations. Helps Lloyd with odd jobs, usually
involving construction, demolition, or reminding clients why he has
final say on if something will work. |
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Lloyd Reisender - Joel's older
brother. Probably the most "normal" and "logical" person out of the
main cast, but that's not saying much. Already OCD and highly neurotic
about things being done "right", his relationship and subsequent
marriage to Andrea is mystifying to the others. They complement each
others strengths and faults well though. He tends to be the (good) plan
maker for the group. He often "nerds out" with Ben over the newest pen
and paper or video game releases. Works as an engineer, designing new
buildings for the area (that will be vacant within months), or
reinforcing decrepit structures because clients think "it'll pay off in
the long run". Doesn't care so long as the check clears. |
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MamuChim Da Kuteness Esq. - Mamu for
short. He is a cat-coon adopted by Ben after his and Sid's eventful
first trip to the Rusty Liver bar. Earned Ben's instant favor by
knocking Sid unconcious with a flask. Has an obsession with shiny
things. Also has a bit of a drinking problem, that problem being that
Ben does not buy better quality booze. Compulsively steals and hides
"toys" that he finds. Nikki loves him because he is walking cute,
Andrea disapproves of him because he takes attention away from her.
Lloyd doesn't mind him so long as he doesnt' get hair all over the
place. |
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Nikki Valet - Ben's unofficial
sister.
Very indecisive, not good at planning ahead, and tends to apologize for
everything. Exploiting this often, Andrea has made her her most common
partner in crime. History geek. A
devoted comic book and movie nerd, she is just now getting more than
casually into gaming. She also has an obsession with asia, specifically
the men. Considering her favorite movies are asian torture porn movies
(Look up Takashi Miike), they should wisely flee her. Frequently gets
the "cute" and "sadistic" wiring in her brain crossed. She shares Ben's
belief that people are overly sensitive and need to chill out, and that
breeders need to put mufflers on their spawn. |
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Sid Embarr - Walking bundle of
batshit insanity. Works as a freelance writer, grudgingly doing the
occasional more serious piece or "human interest" story to support his
preferred "eccentric" writing style. This makes his personal finances
fluctuate wildly. When on the lower end, he tends to borrow, then repay
in odd, and sometimes unappreciated ways. He excels at getting people
to loosen up and have fun, though he can be serious on occasion, just
not when needed. Shares Ben's belief that reality shouldn't get in the
way of a good joke. (Really, he believes reality shouldn't get in the way of anything, and is the only character that can break the 4th wall, because hey, why not?) |
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